trouvé sur JoL un ptit truc marrant ^^
Désolé c'est long >.<
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http://forums.jeuxonline.info/showthread.php?t=631859<Jormungand> hey guys
<Fafnir> /
<Vrtra> sup J
<Tiamat> hi J
<Jormungand> got aggro from Wabo the other night
<Vrtra> O.o
<Tiamat> i hate those fuckers
<Jormungand> i survived...but i had to 2hr
<Fafnir> Blood Weapon?
<Jormungand> noob...thats a 5 min ability
<Fafnir> oh
<Jormungand> 2hr is "Crash POL"
<Tiamat> yeah, kinda sucks you dont get xp
<Jormungand> i know but i didnt lose any either
<Tiamat> (True Stike)
<Fafnir> when do you get that ability
<Jormungand> lvl 95...if you would quit delvling in DA you would have it by now
<Fafnir> stfu
<Vrtra> lmao owned
<Tiamat> hahahaha
<Vrtra> omg guys
<Jormungand> ??
<Tiamat> sup
<Ouryu> (huh!?)
<Vrtra> i just got a /tell from Kirin. he wants to know if we wanna team up for an alliance battle
<Tiamat> hahahaha.....NO!
<Jormungand> they suck V
<Vrtra> Kirins good, and so is B
<Ouryu> yes but their PLD sucks ass..i think hes retarded
<Ouryu> a good SMN and THF aint gonna help out much with no tank
<Fafnir> Kirins LS are even bigger noobs than me
<Ouryu> lmao
<Tiamat> lol
<Jormungand> besides...splitting drops would be shit
<Vrtra> alright i tell him we are busy or something
<Guivre> bonjour
<Ouryu> frenchie!
<Fafnir> G man
<Tiamat> whats going on G
<Guivre> same old thing
<Vrtra> still faming Kuftal tunnel?
<Guivre> yup
<Jormungand> lol do you ever leave that place
<Guivre> i will when i can afford my Galka Harness
<Guivre> only need 1 more taru skull and its (mine)
<Tiamat> i heard the drop rate on those suck
<Guivre> it does
<Ouryu> i still cant believe you are still farming for that. you been in that tunnel for months
<Guivre> Angelove (Found it!)
<Ouryu> kill!
<Tiamat> kill it!!!
<Vrtra> go go go
<Guivre> fuck...no drop...again
<Jormungand> hahahahaha
<Guivre> i hate that fucking NM
few hours later
<Guivre> come on pop dam u
<Ouryu> still camping Angelove?
<Guivre> yes I want that harness
<Jormungand> what is pop timer on it anyway
<Guivre> 2hr pop on NQ, Angelove is random HQ of NQ pop
<Jormungand> that kinda blows
<Guivre> yeah but I gotta stick with it
<Ouryu> good luck
<Vrtra> hey guys
<Jormungand> hey V
<Ouryu> sup
<Guivre> /
<Tiamat> hi V
<Guivre> POP!
<Guivre> fuck! NQ Lisaa (Found it!)
<Jormungand> that sucks
<Tiamat> lol
<Guivre> meh
<Vrtra> you guys know KB?
<Jormungand> yeah, hes cool
<Tiamat> KB is a good guy
<Ouryu> never really met him
<Tiamat> maybe if you left Monarch Linn you might have
<Jormungand> lmao
<Ouryu> ok Mr. I die within an 3 hrs of HP'ing
<Jormungand> (Burn)
<Tiamat> stfu
<Ouryu> lmao
<Tiamat> could be worse..i could be faffy
<Fafnir> hey! Wtf did I do
<Ouryu> hahahahahaha
<Jormungand> lol
<Vrtra> anyway KB wants to join
<Jormungand> really..thought he was gonna be in Kirin's LS
<Tiamat> yeah I heard that too
<Vrtra> I talked to him about that
<Vrtra> said he was asked to jojn, but he has been avoiding accepting
<Jormungand> really?
<Vrtra> he says that other than Kirin and B-man they kinda suck
<Ouryu> lmao
<Tiamat> no shit! I could have told you that
<Fafnir> fuck agro
<Ouryu> theres a shocker
<Fafnir> stfu
<Jormungand> 20k says Faffy gets owned in 30 mins
<Ouryu> lol
<Jormungand> rofl
<Vrtra> well…should we let KB in
<Ouryu> but hes not a Wyrm
<Jormungand> yeah
<Vrtra> (True Strike) but he can give us a little more power
<Ouryu> yeah
<Tiamat> I don’t have a problem, hes always been cool to me
<Jormungand> let him in
<Vrtra> k
<Jormungand> dead yet faf?
<Fafnir> stfu
<Fafnir> OMFG!!!!!!
<Jormungand> ?
<Tiamat> what happened
<Fafnir> Chain #12 in 1 Spike Flail!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ouryu> nice
<Jormungand> (Congratulations!)
<Tiamat> gg
<Fafnir> I might lvl guys
<Jormungand> (lie)s
<Tiamat> never happen
<Ouryu> lol
<Fafnir> seriously, my timer for Power Boost is at 10 mins, and im just raping these things
<Vrtra> guys….welcome KB to the LS
<King Behemoth> (Hello!)
<Ouryu> hey KB
<Tiamat> welcome KB
<Jormungand> hey man..welcome to the LS
<Fafnir> hi KB
<King Behemoth> thx
<Fafnir> ding ding ding!!!!
<Jormungand> no fkin way
<Tiamat> hahahaha
<Fafnir> /sea all Fafnir bitches..lvl 91 go go go
<Vrtra> (Congratulations!)
<Ouryu> nice faffy
<Jormungand> nice
<Fafnir> Power Boost!!!! This is so (Sweets) 200+ xp a kill
<Tiamat> nice
<Jormungand> any good kills lately KB?
<King Behemoth> yeah..got a few last week, lots of xp and loot…til Wabo got me
<Tiamat> ugh…you have to deal with that HNM too
<King Behemoth> yup…they fucking suck
<Jormungand> yeah they do
<Vrtra> they cant be that bad
<Tiamat> they are
<Jormungand> yup
<Tiamat> your day will come V
<Vrtra> hahahah…yeah right
<Jormungand> you’ll see
<Fafnir> fuck…can I get an R3
<Jormungand> hahahahahaha
<Tiamat> what happened Faffy?
<Fafnir> boost wore
<Jormungand> (I’m sorry)
<Fafnir> afk for awhile
<King Behemoth> shit agro
<Ouryu> uh oh
<King Behemoth> fucklign wabo again
<Jormungand> no shit hahahahaha
<Tiamat> (/goodbye) KB lol
<Vrtra> need some help
<King Behemoth> nah..i got this shit.
<Jormungand> good luck
<Ouryu> get em KB
<King Behemoth> shit..dead
<Tiamat> no way
<Jormungand> that fast?!?!?!
<King Behemoth> total BS HNM man
<King Behemoth> all they did was run away from me with 2 squirrels biting me in the ass
<King Behemoth> I couldn’t do shit
<Vrtra> that sucks
<Jormungand> SE really needs to change that
<Tiamat> I already sent in a complaint
<Ouryu> hahahah..which SE will promptly ignore
<Tiamat> no kidding
<Vrtra> we gotta find a way to beat them…..then we would own
<Ouryu> I read that if you kill the leader, the rest depop
<Jormungand> nope
<Tiamat> rumor
<Jormungand> I killed the leader 10 times last time I got agro…they still kept coming
<Ouryu> oh
<Tiamat> Wabo is a 3-5 day pop right?
<Jormungand> yeah
<Vrtra> yup
<Ouryu> yes
<Tiamat> then we got a problem
<Jormungand> ???
<Tiamat> Kupo (Found it!)
<Vrtra> youre shitting me
<King Behemoth> no way..they were just here
<Tiamat> im not fucking around either
<Ouryu> this is crazy
<Tiamat> shit…dead again….those fuckers!!!!!!
<Jormungand> its not even funny anymore
<Vrtra> calm down guys
<Tiamat> you calm down…I cant wait for the day they pop in KRT
<Jormungand> someone call a GM
<Ouryu> why..not like they can do shit anyway
<Jormungand> seriously…something is wrong with the game
<Vrtra> (Huh?!?)
<Jormungand> Kupo (Found it!)
<King Behemoth> WTF
<Ouryu> don’t bullshit dude
<Jormungand> I wish I was
<Vrtra> that’s 3 pops in 3 zones in 1 day
<Jormungand> the server has gotta be fucked up
<Tiamat> agreed
<Jormungand> well…here goes nothing
<Tiamat> avenge me and KB Jorm!!!!!
<King Behemoth> yeah lol
<Ouryu> go go go
<Vrtra> you got em…they gotta be weakened somewhat
<Jormungand> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Tiamat> so much for avenging my death lol
<Ouryu> Jorm (Too Weak)
<Vrtra> lol
<King Behemoth> hahahaha
<Jormungand> stfu
<King Behemoth> night all…thx for letting me in the LS
<Vrtra> night KB…cya tomorrow
<Jormungand> night KB
<Ouryu> nn
<Tiamat> cya
Et maintenant c'est quand ils organisent un run pour CoP 5-3 contre le snoll
<Tiamat> So why do we have to do these stupid level cap misisons?
<Vrtra> We have to get Sea Access so we can stop AV from popping us and killing us again
<Kirin> Yea, it will be easier with our 2 LSes put together
<Vrtra> Well me, Suzaku, Seriyu, Byakko, Nid and KB are up to Ultima.
<Tiamat> Our Static is almost there, Me, Jourm, Faf, Ouryu Kirin, and that new guy Aspidochelone are about to do Snoll Tzar.
<Aspidochelone> You guys are pros really, my last static couldn't do these misisons for shit
<Jourmungund> I'm so nervous about this fight...
<Kirin> Well we're all here except Ouryu
<Tiamat> Good, all he ever does is run in and mess everything up, any PLD is better than him.
<Suzaku> I wouldn't say any PLD
<Tiamat> What do you mean?
<Genbu> HI GUYS!!
<Seriyu> Speak of the devil...
<Tiamat> /sigh, Genbu, what PM are you on?
<Genbu> ER...The one where...its cold! and theres a bomb!
<Tiamat> Come on to Bearclaw Pinacle then...
Later
(Tiamat) I hate these capped missons
(Aspidochelone) lol
(Kirin) Heh, yea
(Fafnir) Yea, if it wasn't uncapped, Dragon Breath, Hurricane Wing, Spike Flail FTW!
(Jourmungand) Can we go over strat again?
(Tiamat) Easy, we go in, Genbu 2hrs, Kirin AFs and we just go crazy
(Aspidochelone) Ready!
(Fafnir) Lets go in
(Tiamat) Ok Buff up
(Genbu) OK BUFFS!
Genbu uses Invincible!
(Tiamat) . . .
(Jourmungand) omg
(Fafnir) . . .
(Aspidochelone) Oh my god
(Kirin) Why did I ever let him in?
(Jourmungand) So are we done?
(Tiamat) No, we came this far, lets try
(Genbu) I GOT IT
(Tiamat) Kirin! Astral Flow!
(Kirin) I'm on it...
(Genbu) I HAVE TO KITE IT
(Kirin) NO WHAT?!! YOU NOOB! OUT OF RANGE
(Tiamat) GENBU USE SALT
(Genbu) THAT STUFF WAS GOOD ON FRENCH FRIES, I WISH I HAD MORE
(Tiamat) ....
(Genbu) ITS BIGGER, MAGES HERE HELP ME
(Kirin) NO GET IT AWAY!
The Snoll Tzar uses Himeal Storm.
Genbu was defeated by the Snoll Tzar.
Kirin was defeated by the Snoll Tzar.
Jourmungand was defeated by the Snoll Tzar.
(Genbu) We almost won guyz!
(Tiamat) Its at 96%!!
(Fafnir) Shit, I can't use my salt its on me!
Fafnir was defeated by the Snoll Tzar.
(Aspidochelone) Oh man, oh man
The Snoll Tzar readies Hypothermal Combustion.
(Aspidochelone) Oh man ><
(Tiamat) Thanks a lot Genbu, you fucking noob.
(Kirin) Tia, why did you even invite him
(Tiamat) My bad
(Genbu) LETS TRY TOMORROW
(Fafnir) You won't have a pearl tomorrow
(Aspidcholeone) I hate CoP
(Jourmungand) Me too
(Tiamat) But we have to Stop AV....
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